hey.omg, i finally gt 2 sign in 2 dis blog n post sumthg. i noe it has been a while since my last post. ok, quit staring at me like dat as if 1 whole month of disappearing is considered as nth. well maybe nt a while bt a very very long time. satisfy? sorry. i sincerely apologise 4 juz diappearing like dat 4 d reason my comp'd been a complete bitch 2 me lately. it kept causing troubles 4 me. firstly, my comp kena virus den my connection gt problem n finally n most important of all, i couldn't sign in 2 dis blog n post sumthg. maybe dis comp hate me so much dat it decided nt 2 let me cum near as if my forehead has dis 'run! she is a murderer n she gonna kill u' label printed on. juz dun gt y my comp hate me so much. ignore me if u r still sane. i'm gonna ask my comp sum ques.

me: eh, y u hate me so much?
pc: ..... (still no reply)
me: y u keep making me life miserable? bcos of u causing trouble, ppl tot i'm dead or kena kidnapped (inside joke, only egg noe bout it. will tell u all 1 day). y? y? tell me y.
pc: bcos u so ugly. a tomato face cover wf all dis pimples wf fester. looking at u aso wan 2 vomit. better go n gt sum help or go plastic surgery 2 change all ur features. n ur EL (2 those dat dun understand, it means Elephant Legs) keeps kicking me. it hurts!!!
me: bt.... (speechless. realising wat d pc said is true. sobz. i'm gonna ask my parents y i'm so ugly. y i so diff frm my bro n sis? y? y? y? bt they r nt at hm nw. so u guys r lucky. if nt, dis thg can go on n on.)

ok, u can continue reading nw. well, where did i stop juz nw? oh ya, d bitch comp thg. or maybe it's juz sum signs telling nt 2 post sumthg. haha. i mean seriously ma, hw can all dis thg happened at 1 time n 1 place n 2 d same person? so i rather belief it is sum sign telling nt 2 post anyhtg (stop rolling ur eyes). i dun hv $$$ 4 plastic surgery. so better belief in sumthg dat dun nid money. haha.

a new year has cum. however, mine din start wf a happy 1. let me sum up wat happened 2 me starting frm 31 dec 2006.

sun:
still doing my normal sunday routine. woke up late as usual. breakfast outside n went 2 my grandfather's hse. was watching tv as usual. den, all my cousin cam. they r juz a bunch of spoiled, pampered brats. keep making noise 247 as if they nvr gt tired. m wondering where they gt all dis energy. i felt old suddenly knowing dat 2day is d last day i'm 18 n in juz a few hours time i'm turning older where i can no longer do childish stuff n my skin start d ageing process. in fact i tink it adi started. omg!!! hw lar? nid 2 buy anti-ageing products. started 2 regret 4 wasting my life doing nth except stoning all day long. anyway, i went 1u wf pei kee n joa bcos as usual, our food family plan nvr worked out. we went dere around noon. we watched 'confession of pain'. d movie was all rite. juz a bit of confused bt at d end i finally gt it (guess i'm juz too stupid 2 gt thg). den we shopped around. surprisingly, we nvr c any familiar faces ppl (maybe i too yong sui d. scared dem away). den we went out 4 d countdown concert. gary chao ge was performing (malu, i dun even noe who is him until pei kee told me. she noe even more dan me tho she cant speak chinese. feel very very malu. nvm i guess bcoz in order 2 be a true food family member, u'll hv 2 do malu stuff. haha.) den we saw nicholas zhang dong liang. i noe him. finally noe sum1. bt i dunno hw 2 sing his songs (no offence 2 his fans). we saw north n sum others singers too bt i couldn't recall their names. no offfence ya.

mon:
every1 was crazy dere. they were spraying stuff like dat day christmas. i gt dis toilet smell all over my body. i kept asking pei kee n joa 'eh, i smell like toilet. do u smell it?' n they keep telling me no until at 1 pt i figured they had enuff n they juz rolled their eyes. (haha, sorry i noe i can be quite annoying sumtimes. dun angry ya. later gt wrinkles). anyway, i tried calling every1 2 wish dem happy new year. bt den, dis digi a bit sot sot1. sumtimes gt line sumtimes dun. it's driving me crazy. i'm like standing next 2 d digi counter sumore. wat d f***. feel like...(u guys gt gud imagination, u can picture it rite?) shud hv buy maxis. i noe egg, no nid 2 show me dat 'i told u so' face. i adi regret nw d. bt i'm still sticking 2 digi 4 nw. den i went hm take a shower. on d way hm, i'm still asking dem d same ques. they were juz 2 bz 2 b bother wf my crap. n i managed 2 tok 2 cheryl too. below r d convo btw us.

me: hey cheryl, happy new year!!!
cheryl: hey sook koon, happy new year 2 u too!!!
me: where r u?
cheryl: can u hear me?
me: yes. where r u?
cheryl: i'm in d curve. bt den ere very noisy. sked u cant hear me. where r u?
me: oh. eh, lee ting aso in curve ler. u saw her? i'm in 1u.
cheryl:no wor. ere gt a lot of ppl. i'm going off soon. eh, i mite be going murni later.
me: so u wan me 2 join u?
cheryl: i dunno. i've 2 go ask james (d bf). he's d 1 driving.
me: okla, u go ask him lar.
cheryl: u ask him lar. i past d phone 2 him n u ask urself lar.
me: y u cannot ask 4 me? juz ask him only lar.
cheryl: he is d 1 driving. so i muz ask him. (i can die faster toking 2 her any longer)
me: .... i gv up. (u n ur bf... haih. m,ake me feel lonely ni. my new year resolution is get a bf dis year)

tues:
went 2 egg's hse 4 emergency family meeting. saw cow was dere d when i arrived. she asked me sum funny ques.

cow: eh, hw u cum in 1?
me: walk in lar.
cow: u juz walk in like dat? keng ler.
me: yala. den?
cow: bt d workers doing stuff ler n u juz walk in like dat.
me: juz walk in only lar.

den, d rest of d food family arrived except 4 fish as usual (fish, if u r erading pls make sure u show urself up on d next outing or nt... or at least let me noe if u still alive). den d rest of d details u all can read in egg's post.

wed:
STONING...

thurs:
went coll n sell books. i went 2 egg's hse around 8 sumthg.

me: egg, my beg very heavy, gt a lot of stuff.
egg: dun worry, i gt more. i gt 4 begs.
me: wa, y so many 1? can carry mer?
egg: leave sum inside d car lar.

den see ki cam. we helped egg 2 carry her stuff 2 d car. mic sitting inside d car asking me hw many begs i gt. i said 1. n her reaction like ' y so little 1? i gt 3 begs.' den i said egg gt 4. mic looking kind of disppointed (to mic, dis aint competition of hw many begs u hv. d main pt is selling all ur stuff). by d time we reached coll, there wasn't any parking available, so see ki double-parked. we unloaded sum books n went inside coll n sell. bt nobody wanted 2 buy. every1 wanted ORIGINAL. as soon as they heard d word 'PIRATED' they turn their heads off (wats wrong wf dem? wats their prob? dun they noe Malaysia is famous 4 pirated stuff?). at d end of d day, i din sell anyhtg. yes, u hear me rite, i din sell anyhtg. guess my business skill too cacat or maybe i scare ppl away. we went bangsar eating lunch later. everythg was fun n it did cheer me up a lil. den, i went hm wf a tomato face. my sis reaction was like 'u go eat lobster ar?' my mum's 1 was funniest. she said 'u go ching ming ar?'. my bro said 'u wanna bcum spiderman ar?' no reaction frm my dad. thx god 4 dat. dat nite i tried everythg 2 cool down my face. spraying water, air-cond, ice..... nth worked!!!

fri:
we decided 2 go coll earlier. see ki picked me up around 6.45am (yup, i noe so early. so better close ur mouth b4 sum flies go in). den we went 2 pick mic n egg up. when we went 2 pick mic up, dere was traffic jam. can u belief nowadays djians go skool so early compared 2 our time (well maybe nt u guys bt me. i'm alwiz late.)? see ki was pissed. den we went egg's hse. she still haven cum out tho see ki horned. so mic called her. guess wat? egg was still sleeping. see ki was reli reli angry. we waited outside 4 her 2 gt ready n i saw her mum peeping thru d door. den egg msg n asked us 2 go 1st. so we left n see ki cant find parking near coll. she parked her car at burger king dere. we'd 2 sell our stuff at jessy's car. i finally gt 2 sell my books 2day. my 1st business. yeah!!! den after dat we breakfast at 'success'. den egg cam. see ki scolded her since she was d 1st 1 shouted out yes when see ki said cum coll early n yet she cam latest. den everythg went back on track. we managed 2 sell our books 4 very cheap bcoz sum sohai screwing up d price. however, we still din gt 2 sell our calc. bcos dat sohai sell calc 4 160 bucks which forced us 2 drop our price . f*** u!!! go sumwhere 2 sell ur calc lar. den we all started crapping n scared ppl away. we saw mr tsung 2. he was my phy lec. tall, skinny, weird sense of humour, walk in a straight, happy mood way. we chatted awhile. see ki asked him whether dere is any change in syllabus n he said only in application. n i was like practically shouting at him telling him nt 2 tell d students. malu. n he was like u gt customers behind n laffed. at d end, egg sold her calc along wf other stuff 4 200 bucks. dam cheap rite. thx 2 all those sohai.

sat:
face hurts. nt only my face very red n pain bt dere is aso skin peeling off. ouch. i stayed at hm d whole day fearing dat i mite scare ppl away if i go out. gud thg was i gt 2 use my mum's exp stuff 2 apply on my cacat face. stuff dat i normally dun gt 2 use. m enjoying using it. haha.

sun:
see ki msg n asked me wat time i wan 2 go coll 2ml. i told her i cant go out in dis condition. n asked if she could help me sell. den, continue stoning. den all my uncles n aunties cam 2 my hse 2 attack me. they asked me all sort of ques bout wat 1 wan 2 do. d whole atmosphere was scary. bt it helped me make up my mind. i cam up wf conclu wf wat i wan tho i'm still a bit clueless where i wan 2 study. help!!!

mon:
gt egg's msg. she was on d way 2 airport. (to egg: u din wake me up. i sleep like pig. i decided 2 take pham or biotech. when u cum back we'll talk in details k?). den, see ki msg me n said she sold my calc. yeah. so happy. thx you see ki. luv ya. still trying hard 2 sign in 2 dis blog. stupid IE juz wouldn't let me do so. give up trying after a while. (after 20 min)

tues:
m still trying 2 sign in. bt cant do anythg. everytime i try 2 sign in den my comp dc. haih.

wed:
2day, wake up early. around 11 sumthg adi lie on my bed wide awake. so i try signing in n yes, i finally gt 2 sign in n post sumthg on. yeah. clap every1.

*sorry, i gt lil carried away (maybe nt a lil bt i gt carried far far away bt u guys muz finish reading ya). i noe dis whole thg is super long. bt den once i start i cant stop. so bear wf me babbling n crapping k.