I scare myself sometimes.

Hello hello. Still alive no? Its almost 12am but I cant sleep. I know you guys probably rolling your eyes thinking '12 only ma'. But its late for me. Nenek tua cannot sleep late 1. You know the feeling of wanting to sleep but the tiny little voice in your brain keeps saying no. Yup thats right so here I'm blogging bout my so damn *ahemmiserable* happening life. Ooh ooh wait, did i tell you guys my very the handsome kacak housemate dari China snore until damn freaking loud? Like I can hear it in my room. Loud and clear. His room is like very bery bery far from mine. There are like 2 big big rooms in between and yet everynight I get to hear his 'great singing' without failing. Life here aint great? In fact its greatest. Jealous no? Next time I shall just record it down and set it as my ringtone. Damn cool ler? Dont copycat me ya. He is like a walking sleeping machine. The only thing he recognise will be his bed. Because I can hear him singing like 24/7. Hello? Its like I came back for lunch can hear his great voice singing, taking afternoon nap at 4 something also can hear him singing, at night round 11 also can hear him. Omg. I really salute him very muchie. Dare to sleep more than me. Hmph. Damn he really make use of his room, make his rent worth. Haha I know I damn evil. Ya I should probably shuddup. *zip mouth*

Ooh ooh. Few days ago, there was this gas leakage behind the street where I'm living. Gas Leakage people. Gas leakage!!! If someone smoke I'm dead meat. Gone. Puff. There was this police car blocking in the middle of the road. Like really in the middle of the road. Damn ying. So being the kpc me, I decided to go down for a peek. A peek only ar. So I asked the other girls to join me as well lar. Just when we were about to turn to a corner, a policeman stopped us. Damn. He got this freaking thick accent. The way he spoke reminds me of robot cop. Ya wtf. Damn random. Somehow I only managed to get the word 'gas leakage' out of so many sentences. *malu* So, being the generous me, I decided to make a will. Leaving my precious belongings (rubbish) to the loved ones.

I have decided to leave:

-all my money to my parents if there is any left

-all my clothes to my sis if she can fit

-my lappie to my brother if its still in one piece (kor, you see I left you something)

-my cosmetic and all those masks to long kor

-my slippers collection to pao

-my accesssory + books to cow

-my whole range of chocolates to egg

-my collection of drama series to fish

And and I feel like shaving my other housemate's eyebrow. Its like sticking together. Like both of his eyebrows got married. Its so distracting. Haha. I kept staring at his eyebrows when he asked me questions. Damn blur with whats going on. All I felt at that time was to ask him "Can you shave your eyebrows? Its very distracting." Just really feel like taking my eyebrow shaper and shave his damn bloody eyebrows.Before I leave, just wanna show you hot guy in adelaide. Very very panas 1 until you start sweating when you look at him. Enjoy.

yes i've gone completely insane

fatt tat lo...