I want to be a man in my next life!!!! Being a man, you get to enjoy so many 'priviliges'. Seriously. I'd list out the top ten reasons of its better to be a man than a woman. A man does not have to suffer from period cramp, PMS.... Every month without failing, I'll sure get cramp during youknowwhatsthephasecalled. Without failing, 100% guarantee or not money return. I'll lie down on my comfy bed and cry in pain the whole day wondering why woman have to suffer all this shit. Trust me you would not want to be in my shoe. My case is not that severe compared to others. Some of them even lose apetite or vomit or erm excessive bleeding. They have to change their pad every now and then. You see? Get what I mean now?

Okay, here are the top ten reasons why I prefer to be a man rather than a woman.

1. Man do not suffer from period cramp. They do not go through all the hassles woman have to during period. They do not have to cry in pain or do anything to ease the pain.
2. Man do not have to go through the pain of labor.Man does not have to go through the pain of labor. They do not have to carry a fetus inside their wombs for 9 months. They do not have to bear the pain of delivering a baby.
3. Man are not known as the bad drivers. Just because there are some female drivers that can’t drive properly,the entire female are known as bad drivers. Don’t believe? Take an example, when a guy is behind the wheel, there is a Kancil in front driving slowly. The first reaction he gave is ‘must be female driver la. Drive till like that’. Then, he will speed and take over have a look at the driver. When see female driver will complain bout how woman cannot drive all those shits. So unfair. It’s like the peribahasa ‘setitik susu rosak satu tembaga’ or something like that. Can’t really remember. Just because some of the female cannot drive poperly doesn’t mean all also cannot drive. They wont say the same thing bout male drivers.
4. Man get to stay outside till very late whereas females are not allowed to do so. Parents will never in a gazillion years allow girls to come home so late. They will set up some curfew but for a guy they can go back anytime they want. Dont come home also never mind. Reason? Because they big boy already, can take care of themselves… all those bullshit thing. Females are always seeing as the weaker ones. They cannot protect themselves and all those crap.
5. Man that are not married got not special names to call them but girls who are not married are known as 'lou ku por' aka spinster or andartu tua. So mean right? Whats wrong with females that dont want to get married? Thay are free to choose their own lifestyles. Its their own choice. What does it has to do with other people? I dont see any connection between them. There is no reason for people to be so mean by calling people with all these names.
6. Man are free to do whatever they like. They will not get told off bout their dressings. Thay can dress whatever they likey to anywhere anytime. Like eggie say, they can wear 3 quarters pants with slippers to shopping malls lar. Nobody bother to say things at them. Unlike females, when they dress slight sexier, they get told off by other people bout how they dedah their bodies la, how they so thick skinned and tak tau malu... There is once where I wore a baggy pants and a baby-t to library. My pants are kind of loose and so terdedah my belly or I should say tummy la. Then this malay librarian was like looking at me and shakes her head complaining how I tak tau malu lar. Dedah my body to other people la blablabla ... I'm like WTF??? What did I ever did to you? Mind your own business bitch. No offence I'm not racist but then she just went beyond the limit. She pressed the wrong button and mess up with the wrong girl. But then I never do anything lar, just kept quiet. Haih, silly me.
7. Man dont have to take care of their own appearance also never mind. They dont have to watch their diet or worry bout pimples popping out. Nobody dare to say things bout it. No weird names will be given to them. Whereas for females, if she gains weight or pimples starts to pop out, thats it. Thats the end of her life. Mean names will be given to her like whats with the elephant leg girl or fatty or pimple face girl or gross fat pig. Take me as an example, my whole family had been calling me fatty since god knows when. Just because I'm slightly plump doesnt mean you can make fun of me.
8. Man do better in the outside world. What I mean is in the working world. They get a better opportunity of higher paid jobs. There are wider job availibilities for guys. In fact, some company has a policy about only hire males. For females, it will be slight unfair as they may consider bout your status whether you are married or single or in a relationship. Most of the higher position in the company like CEO, managers, executive directors... are mostly man. There is only a minor part of females that hold some a high position. High position= more $$$.
9. Man do not have to do housework. They are exempt from doing chores. They do not have to mope the floor, help to wash dishes, iron the clothes... all those house chores. Instead, they can just sit there, relax and enjoy. Get what I mean now?
10. Lastly, it is normal for a man to be horny. They can discuss bout girls, thighs, boobies, sex in public. It is normal for them to do so. It is normal for them to watch porn, talking bout sex thay had or girls they hook up with. But for a female to do so, people will think that she is a bad girl to think of such thing. She is such a wild girl, better keep distance from her... ( Idea contributed by eggie).

So what do ya think after reading it? Want to be a man or continue being a female? Do tell me bout what cha think bout it. I'll untag the tag thing and tag other people in upcoming post. I'd already writen some comments for those of you guys posts. Do go and read ya. Dont waste my effort.

Tata.