Woohoo. I finally finish my physics test. Like finally. Relieve. Feel like something heavy just lifted off my shoulder. But then there are more tests coming. Xiao. I'm going loca soon. Been scratching my head very often. Hair is getting thinner. One day you will see me botak like that. Nooooooooo.
Ok, I'm drifting away AGAIN. So I'm bored at home. There is nothing to watch in TV. The only they had in common is the finance meeting thing. *yawn yawn*. Result of being bored at home? I googled lame jokes (Ya, Iactually try to google for it since I'm deprive of pao's lamo jokes and found lame websites like
http://jokediary.com/. I came across stuff like:
1. Men are like Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Haha. I think some of them are pretty true. Dont you think so? Its true wat. Prove: men are commercials. Seriously you cant believe every word that a guy say. They sweet talk you. Tell you things that you love to hear. But little do you know. They just say it for the sake of getting you to bed. Once there forever byebye. Its true la. I'm not being sexist nor I'm not deprive of any guy's attention.
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Ooh, here is another 1. Enjoy it.
Boy: "Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
Dad: "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way.
Boy:"So why not today? Please!"
Dad: "OK, but listen carefully.""Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.
@$$R%^$%%^%*. Damn funny la. I'm like practically laughing my asses off the chair. Like fall off the chair and guling-guling on the floor. Haha. Ya I know I damn no ladylike manners. *coughmylungsout pui* Ya Allah. Maafkan saya (inside joke). Hehe cannot tell you all for fear of orang tu will sue me for plagiarise. damn funny la. You should try and read some of the stuff posted there also. It really cheer you up and entertaining. OMG!!! I'm damn excited tonight man. I get to meet foodies. Yay. So long never see you all, miss you all very muchie. Been looking forward for tonight very long d (actually only 2days only lar). today must cam-whore kau kau. I dont care how fugly you look. Must must must must take picture. I dont care. ~lala~ Better go get ready. Byebye.
